Biography
I grew up in Pleasantville, Ohio on a llama farm. After graduating high school with a school record of 32 tardies, I went off to fail out of college at the University of Cincinnati. I decided to stay in the city and start a band where I wrote an entire album about being in the closet while being in the closet. We broke up after our drummer stole all of our money and eloped with his girlfriend to start working at a mega-church. That led me back to...Read more